tools that just work. seriously.

zero ceremony

install. run. done. no config files, no setup wizards, no npm peer dependency hell.

ship-first defaults

defaults tuned for actual work, not conference demos. works offline. works in CI. works at 2am.

small footprint

most tools under 25kb. zero runtime deps. your node_modules stays small. you are welcome.

real feedback // unfiltered

"finally, a tool that doesn't need 47 config files"

โ€” @randomdev

"bruh. this actually works. shipped to prod in 5 mins"

โ€” @shipit_sarah

"uninstalled 3 electron apps after finding bruh.tools"

โ€” @basedcoder

"my node_modules folder lost 200mb today. thanks bruh"

โ€” @webdev_mike

"showed this to my tech lead. we're migrating everything"

โ€” @junior_no_more

"no cap this is actually good"

โ€” @gen_z_dev

at a glance

tool what it does size deps
portyo find free ports 12kb 0
jsonyo JSON swiss army knife 18kb 0
licenseme generate LICENSE files 15kb 0
randumb random data generator 22kb 0
httpwut HTTP request debugger 19kb 0
gitstats git statistics 16kb 0